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- BOOKS, Page 59No Deficit Of Laughs
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- PARLIAMENT OF WHORES
- By P.J. O'Rourke
- Atlantic Monthly Press; 233 pages; $19.95
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- Forget everything you ever learned about the U.S.
- government. You can toss it all -- the separation of powers, the
- electoral college and even the pocket veto -- into the trash
- can. Then pick up P.J. O'Rourke's Parliament of Whores, a
- riotously funny and perceptive indictment of America's political
- system. You'll stop reading only when you stop laughing.
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- O'Rourke, one of America's funniest writers and potentate
- of gonzo journalism, tried to find how the U.S. government
- works. His not-so-startling conclusion: it doesn't. Yet
- O'Rourke, an unabashed conservative with libertarian leanings,
- tells you why government is a flop in a way no civics textbook
- ever could. "I'm not sure I learned anything," he writes,
- "except that giving money and power to government is like giving
- whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."
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- The author adheres to several tenets. First among them,
- government is boring. Why? "The last person left awake gets to
- spend all the tax money," he writes. And government is morally
- wrong. "If enough people get together and act in concert,"
- argues O'Rourke, "they can take something and not pay for it."
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- His scathing critique of U.S. agricultural policy should
- be required reading for every presidential candidate. O'Rourke
- may be the first writer to explain the savings and loan fiasco
- in a manner that keeps you from falling asleep after the first
- mention of subordinated debt. He also reveals, in terms a
- mathematical dunce can fathom, the Social Security system's
- purpose: it's the best way for voting everyone rich.
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- There are some flaws. Rolling Stone magazine's premier
- essayist has spliced together discrete essays, making the book
- more a collection of pieces than a unified whole. At times he
- grows as shrill as those he skewers. Nonetheless, O'Rourke
- manages to ask all the explosive questions -- Why are taxes so
- high? Why doesn't government work? How did things get so bad?
- -- that tap into the deep vein of discontent running through
- America today. Parliament of Whores may not spark a revolution,
- but it is one of the few books on civic affairs worth reading
- from cover to cover.
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- By Michael Riley
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